Unlucky Fried Kitten (a pop band) are from Maidstone...in Kent... in the South-Eastern pocket of Sunny England....where the trees bow under the weight of the big red juicy apples.
Unlucky Fried Kitten (a pop band) were formed in 1995 by Andy Export (aka Andy Export) in a bee-stained garden in Barming...on the outskirts of the County Town.
Unlucky Fried Kitten (a pop band) are not very good. They have a singer who can't sing, a song-writer who can't write songs and a manager who can't manage.
Unlucky Fried Kitten (a pop band) may be decidedly average...but some of the origins and influences behind the songs of the band known as UFK transcend the story of the band itself.
In buying this book of tales you have purchased a key to unlock the door (probably a heavy walnut one)which leads into the mind of the UFK song-writer.
And it is a jumbled mess.
Read this from cover to cover or dip into it as one might dip into a buffet on a cold miserable night at some daft couple's wedding reception in a draughty Village Hall in Norfolk-In-Goode. In the words of Kylie Minogue...Enjoy Yourself.